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Posted 5 days ago

Great, now I have to take care of these dragons AND an army of freedmen.

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Posted 5 days ago

Whoops, picked the wrong king…

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Posted 5 days ago

Had to fight a bear one-handed

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Posted 9 months ago

The little serving girl was the girl I was looking for!

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Posted 9 months ago

He said I could trust him. He said he was my friend. He said Reek would be an awesome nickname for me.

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Posted 9 months ago

It’s just morning wood, don’t flatter yourself.

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Posted 9 months ago

The little girl named me and wouldn’t take it back. I almost had to kill myself.

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Posted 9 months ago

Can’t find my dragons.

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Posted 9 months ago

Kills miller’s sons in place of Bran and Rickon. Has been sleeping with miller’s wife for seven years, good chance Theon just killed his own sons.

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Posted 1 year ago

I was part of King Renly’s kingsguard for like a week. Then some shadow comes in and kills him and I get blamed! I guess timing really is everything.