Posted 1 year ago

Great, now I have to take care of these dragons AND an army of freedmen.

Posted 1 year ago

Whoops, picked the wrong king…

Posted 1 year ago

Had to fight a bear one-handed

Posted 1 year ago

The little serving girl was the girl I was looking for!

Posted 1 year ago

He said I could trust him. He said he was my friend. He said Reek would be an awesome nickname for me.

Posted 1 year ago

It’s just morning wood, don’t flatter yourself.

Posted 1 year ago

The little girl named me and wouldn’t take it back. I almost had to kill myself.

Posted 1 year ago

Can’t find my dragons.

Posted 1 year ago

Kills miller’s sons in place of Bran and Rickon. Has been sleeping with miller’s wife for seven years, good chance Theon just killed his own sons.

Posted 2 years ago

I was part of King Renly’s kingsguard for like a week. Then some shadow comes in and kills him and I get blamed! I guess timing really is everything.