Great, now I have to take care of these dragons AND an army of freedmen.
June 2013
3 posts
Whoops, picked the wrong king…
Had to fight a bear one-handed
September 2012
6 posts
The little serving girl was the girl I was looking for!
He said I could trust him. He said he was my friend. He said Reek would be an awesome nickname for me.
It's just morning wood, don't flatter yourself.
The little girl named me and wouldn't take it back. I almost had to kill myself.
Can't find my dragons.
Kills miller's sons in place of Bran and Rickon. Has been sleeping with miller's wife for seven years, good chance Theon just killed his own sons.
April 2012
16 posts
I was part of King Renly's kingsguard for like a week. Then some shadow comes in and kills him and I get blamed! I guess timing really is everything.
I'm pretty sure a creepy, bald warlock just hit on me.
Someone found out I was a girl after two seconds of looking at me. Cover = blown.
I was just passing through a town when I got picked up by some Lannisters. Next thing I know, someone strapped a bucket with a rat inside it to my chest and is asking me if there's silver in the town. I don't even know anybody!
I saved the revolution and in return a lord cut off some of my fingers.
Last night I gave birth to a shadow. I don't even know how that happened.
Wow!
We have fifty followers! This post isn’t about any sort of Winterfell problems, I just wanted to take a moment to recognize and thank everyone who has followed us. And so
You are recognized.
There, I was talking directly to you, completely breaking the fourth wall. Yes, that’s correct, talking right to you.
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Thank you all again!
Sincerely yours,
-#Winterfell Problems
Got my first glimpse of sex. Now I'm paralyzed for life.
I tried to join king Renly's Rainbow Guard, but I wasn't fabulous enough.
Lost both my legs to frostbite. The good news is that I'm not overweight anymore!
My kids all take after their mother's side of the family...
Thanks harleyboop!
